If you are like me, and cannot tell jokes to save your life, this is for you. There is nothing better than making people laugh around the Christmas table!
How does Good Kind Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep, and crisp, and even
What kind of camera does Santa Clause use?
His North Polearoid!
What kind of music do elves listen to?
What do you call Frosty the Snowman in South Africa?
What is a librarians favorite Christmas song?
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!
What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!
Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?
No well, no well!
Snow business like show business!
Arthur any mince pies left?
Murray Christmas, one and all!
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”
His wife asked, “How do you know?”
“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What do ﬁsh sing during winter?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.
Okay guys I’m done. I have giggled my way through writing this, so I hope you enjoy them! I particularly enjoy the ones where you sing the punch line!