Christmas Dad Jokes

If you are like me, and cannot tell jokes to save your life, this is for you. There is nothing better than making people laugh around the Christmas table!

 

How does Good Kind Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep, and crisp, and even

 

What kind of camera does Santa Clause use?

His North Polearoid!

 

What kind of music do elves listen to?

Wrap

 

What do you call Frosty the Snowman in South Africa?

A puddle!

 

What is a librarians favorite Christmas song?

Silent Night

 

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.

 

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!

 

Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

 

What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you!

 

What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!

 

Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

 

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

 

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!

 

Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?
No well, no well!

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow business like show business!

 

Knock, knock 

Who’s there?

Arthur 

Arthur who?

Arthur any mince pies left?

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!

 

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

 

What do fish sing during winter?
Christmas corals.

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter.
Dexter, who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.

 

Okay guys I’m done. I have giggled my way through writing this, so I hope you enjoy them! I particularly enjoy the ones where you sing the punch line!

 

Love

Cassie Rae

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